You might be from a large Family If

With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy…You might be from a large family if…

  • You have always shared a bedroom…and maybe a bed
  • Older siblings are mistaken for the parents of  the young ones
  • Your parents never get your name correct on the first try…or the 4th
  • There is that one pair of footsie pajamas that every kid wore
  • Every winter you get the stomach bug and spread it throughout the house, town, state and country
  • You’ve been away from your phone for 5 minutes and have 40 unread text messages
  • You are 2 years old and already an uncle
  • You learn every temperament at a family dinner
  • The only car you remember your mom owning is a full-size van
  • Clothes only handed down 2 or 3 times are considered new
  • A small gathering is still at least 50 people
  • Every day is laundry day
  • You shovel food in fast so you get enough at meals
  • You had a “bowl” haircut most of your childhood
  • Filling 2 grocery carts is a light shopping trip

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